Corrections and Retractions

*Over the last few days we've received many an email and phone call at the Luther Seminary Blog Center vehemently requesting answers to specific questions. The biggest concern of most of our loyal critics has been "Why is Chase such a liar! He lied to me." Now, how do you respond to something like that? So, the powers that be decided to force me, the aforementioned party (heretofore referred to as "Chase") to address the question head on.

**To friends and critics Chase apologizes if anyone was confused or misguided. No, your right Chase does not own an iguana and no its name is not Peapod. Although, Chase believes that Mr. Stark has an iguana and its name is Peapod. Also, no, Chase is not a member of the UCC and no that's not Chase's home Church in the links section. Which is to say that when Chase told you Chase was Lutheran Chase was not lying. Therefore Chase is not a liar.

Thank you for your patience. Chase the Middler Master of Divinity student will continue to write the truth, to the best of his abilities.

*This is not true, it is an exaggeration and there is no such thing as the "Blog Center" nor "Blog Central" nor "Blog Central Command."

**This post addresses confusion in the bios and links section, specifically with reference to the information about Chase. Please find it humorous. Any information or statements on the bios or links of any other students made here are strictly ignorant and not malicious, and the sole responsibility of Chase.